Pickle Anecdote

I went to the usual place I go for lunch, ordered what I always get..but the man said to me.."you dont like pickles right?"
I said "...no i do."
This man knows I like pickles. I order one everyday.
But now today when im eating this sandwich, I dont like the pickle and I dont want it.
I find this very strange, like one of lifes little ways of saying "I fucking know better than you."
I also think im ridiculous for thinking so much about it.

If I was a woman I would never give birth.
I would adopt all my kids.
The thought of my own child ripping apart my vagina does not seem like something I'd ever look forward to.

My goal in life is to feel like a child on summer vacation.