Sunday, November 11, 2007

This Weeks "Get Fucked"




Disloyal people who treat their friends poorly...get fucked.
Traffic...get fucked.
Too attentive sales people...get fucked.
Last week's Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy...get fucked.
IRB...get fucked.
People who makes comments when I leave the room, comments which are not funny, but others think are for some reason, if the person isn't in the room, you are just talking about someone...get fucked.
Insomnia...get fucked.
Ignorant drivers, in particular ones who pull out in front of me and drive 5 miles an hour, when they could have waited a whole extra second to just pull out after me...get fucked.
People who think their style of music is superior to others...get fucked.
People who make big deals out of dumb things, like the rules of miniature golf, for their betterment...get fucked.
Friends who cant respond to a text message, an i/m, or a phone call...get fucked.
Artists who release second versions of their CD's a few months after the original is released and already purched by everyone...get fucked.
People who cross the street without looking, you are making me nervous, so...get fucked.
People who bring their kids out in public and continuously apologize for their behavior, leave them home, and...get fucked.
Migraines...get fucked.
People who are always visibly upset - slamming banging sighing...get fucked.
People who are so obsessed with the status quo of weight and body type that before everything they eat they declare something like "i'll be good today" or "i'm going to eat bad today"...get fucked.

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